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...Mettaton

(Does their voice sound slightly slurred? Yes, yes it does.)

Edited 2016-10-30 23:17 (UTC)

[Mettaton is surprised. He did not expect a message from Legion, but it is welcome all the same.]

Legion! To what do I owe the pleasure?

(The pleasure is he's being drunk dialed, but Legion doesn't say that. They have a much more pressing thing to discuss.)

Query: Do you play video games?

(Like before, they pronounce it funny, with a noticeable slur. They probably shouldn't have touched the candy.)

[The slurring is more apparent this time around, and it makes Mettaton a bit nervous.]

I've played a few video games in the past, but... Legion, are you all right?

We ...ex ...ex ...studied the candy. It has affected us.

(In other words, they're drunk.)

You should play with us.

[Mettaton laughs and Legion can definitely hear it blatantly over the audio.]

Oh darling, I can't believe Wonderland successfully made you drunk!

[That is such a cute image.]

I would love to play with you sometime.

Now?

(Drunk Legion is apparently impatient. And a little demanding.)

Organics are... boring.

(Surely a synthetic like Mettaton would make a superior opponent.)

[Mettaton is a bit surprised at the sudden request, but he's not really doing anything right now, is he? Why not?]

Well, if you're not busy, sure! What game were you thinking?

We have...

(They seem to give up on speaking for a moment, instead switching to video and gesturing to a list of titles. All of their games are there. N7 Code of Honor, Grim Terminus Alliance, Geth Attack(never played), Fleet and Flotilla...)

Edited 2016-11-19 05:11 (UTC)

[He takes a good long look at the games Legion shows him and after a moment, speaks.]

What is that Fleet and Flotilla game?

(They make a drawn out chattering noise that's ...hard to interpret.)

It is a dating sim.

(It also happens to be the one game they're horrible at.)

[Now THAT is something Mettaton is interested in!]

Really? I love those! Alphys had a few herself, but some of them weren't that good.

[It was one of the few things they could agree on when their friendship was almost completely deteriorated in the Underground. He wonders if she has some of her games here in Wonderland...]

We should play that!

...we are not ...skilled.

(Their understanding of romance is cringeworthy.)

Edited 2016-11-23 05:07 (UTC)

[Mettaton lets out a small laugh]

Really now? I'm sure you're not that bad!

[You Know Nothing, Mettaton]

(You're going to regret this Mettaton.)

(Legion just chatters awkwardly. They are fairly certain that a score of hopeless after the number of hours they have played does not qualify as 'not that bad'.)

[Mettaton laughs a bit at Legion's chatter. It sounds like they're flustered and it's kind of cute.]

No matter how hard it is, we'll figure it out together. Do you still want me to come over and play now?

(Long pause, but finally )

Yes.

Fantastic! I'll be there as soon as I can. What's your room number and floor?

Fifth.

...109.

I'll head out right now! See you soon~!

[He turns off the audio and steps out of his room to head to Legion's, sure to have quite the fun time trying to teach a fellow robot to "love"... in so far as a dating sim can really teach that.]

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Well, this is should be beautiful.

Oh my gosh yes I can't wait

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All right, handwaving the rest of this is a go!