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[mettatonvevo]

Don't be afraid to talk to me, darlings~!


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[mettatonvevo]

SWEETHEART, IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE DOING... WHATEVER IS IT THAT YOU ARE DOING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER ABOUT IT.

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[0nemoretime]

the human told me robots can't poop

well i mean neither can monsters but robots have trouble with it and i'm genuinely asking

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[mettatonvevo]

I DON'T DIGEST FOOD, ASRIEL. WHEN I EAT, IT JUST GOES TO A SPECIAL COMPARTMENT IN MY BODY AND SITS THERE UNTIL I DUMP IT OUT LATER.

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[0nemoretime]

SO ROBOTS DO POOP.

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[mettatonvevo]

NO, DARLING, I CAN'T DIGEST ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S MONSTER FOOD, AND MONSTER FOOD DOESN'T LEAVE BEHIND ANY... WASTE. SO I DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH IT BECAUSE I DON'T DO IT AT ALL. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HUMANS ABOUT ROBOT WASTE????

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[0nemoretime]

He was the one who brought it up!!!!

Or

down, in this case

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[mettatonvevo]

WHO IS THIS "HE" YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

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[0nemoretime]

The drunk human.

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[mettatonvevo]

OH! YOU MEAN THE ONE PLAYING THE WORD GAME?

[the one he somehow FAILED AT PLAYING, METTATON eventhoughtitwasmyfaultforaccidentallyusingtwowords]

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[0nemoretime]

He was a little weird.

But so are you.

You'd be good friends.

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[mettatonvevo]

THANKS FOR THE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT, DARLING, IT SPEAKS WONDERS TO THE COMPANY YOU KEEP